| 988. | whordiot | ||
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as defined on "Archer" a whordiot is a cross between a whore and an idiot. A woman of loose morals and highly questionable intelligence. My soon to be ex-wife is a real whordiot. She walked out on an 18 year marriage with three sons to shack up with a guy 10-15 years younger than she is. How long does she think that's going to last?
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| 989. | Daily | ||
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Carrying your cross daily.
or Scott McIntosh. Hey Check out Scotty, He carries his cross daily.
Man, Scott's all day on the daily, that's crazy. |
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| 990. | ratafox | ||
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this is an introduced species to australia, yes we have a lot of these crazy animals including the kangawallafox and the notorious drop bear but you gotta watch out for these crazy critters. The males are extremely wild, like a rat the will chew through anything including your swag which is an easy feed when they get through. They are carnivourous so keep plenty of layers on when camping out in the bush so you can feel them before they get to your legs and its a good idea to wear a full face helmet if they launch into a full attack and try take out your eyes. They have long legs, little heads, huge teeth and are as cunning as a fox. Watch out campers ratafox is a cross of a fox and rat
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| 991. | Trannysaurus Mess | ||
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1. An old drag queen or cross dresser often found sitting at the end of the bar, drunk before noon time. 2. A geriatric cross dresser who just doesn't care about appearance anymore, but feels obligated to go out in drag anyway. Often will spit while talking due to years of intoxication and/or recent stroke. 3. Any queeny homosexual too fucked up to realize how comletely obnoxious they are. 1. Dame Edna is such a trannysaurus mess, look at that make-up.
2. Martina Navratilova looks like a trannysaurus mess, slapping those balls between her legs. 3. Mrs. Doubtfire is the best movie for up-and-coming trannysaurus messes! 4. Marv Albert, you are such a trannysaurus mess! |
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| 992. | Appmosphere | ||
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Describing an app launched across platforms. A new app was just released into the appmosphere, check it out.
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| 993. | Mapthiest | ||
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A person who doesn't believe in using maps to navigate. Usually male out of pride, or a maptard because they don't know how to read them Joe won't use a map for his cross country trip. He's a mapthiest.
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| 994. | Spampire | ||
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A combination of the words "spam" and "vampire" used for describing marketers, particularly telemarketers (voice spam), spammers (e-spam), door-to-door sales persons/solicitors (direct spam) and anyone who adds your e-mail to their e-news letter or blog without your consent (more e-spam) such as "life-style coaches" and "business" consultants. The term is applied appropriately to anyone who is performing the life sucking annoyance of sending you unwanted voice mail, spam, knocking on your door to get you to buy or sign something or otherwise accosting you on the street with a clipboard. Unlike vampires, they are usually resistant to garlic, holy water and the cross. However, just like vampires, a good sturdy wooden stake through the heart should dispatch them forever. Girlscouts fall into this category when perched in front of grocery stores hawking cookies. Sorry I was late, the spampires were out in full annoyance today and I could barely answer my phone, email, or go anywhere without tripping over one.
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