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possibly the most kick-ass game ever created. If you do not agree, then you are wrong. JDB: Man, croquet kicks so much ass.
Loser: Shut the hell up, man. croquet sucks balls. SSK: Fuck you, bitch. Croquet not only involves skill, but you can also hit shit with big-ass mallets. Loser: Damn, I guess I'm wrong. |
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An excuse for college students to dress preppy and drink beer. Croquet is the shit!
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A term used to describe several people engaged in oral sex; i.e. one female going down on a number of males in one location. Let's go play croquet
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Once played by hardy youngsters to prove who could sustain such a terribly dull pastime longer than the other as part of some sort of sick competition. Now played by ill-knowledged persons who know nothing of real sports. The height of croquet came about around the end of the 19th century but died soon after it was banned from the Olympics for being so horrendously boring and stupid. Vestiges of this game are commonly found hidden under a bunch of crap in the corner of your grandpa's garage or a hundred feet deep within a landfill. Croquet is not a sport, croquet is just some old game that no one cares about anymore. Oh yeah, and croquet sucks!
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