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14.
gay or gay like
he wont look at here because he's crooked
by vampyro February 24, 2003
 
1.
1. A thief, a criminal, a crook or a dishonest or immoral person in a position of authority who abuses his/her power.
2. A skateboard grind on only the front truck, grinding on a 45* angle.
1. "The Officials in UAE are crooked, you get the death penalty for carrying 3 joints, but you can get off for the price of 5 ounces."
2. "I locked down a sweet crook/crooked on that rail/ledge."
by Diego August 14, 2003
 
2.
the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party
man, I am really crooked right now and i love it, let's go dancing
by gooooglakis January 07, 2010
 
3.
a strongly disagreeable action, but not so much as a twisted one
that was crooked

he tried to do some crooked shit
by DWatson March 17, 2005
 
4.
Newfoundland slang

A state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. Can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.

Often coupled with the modifier "right", as in "right crooked", for emphasis.

note: the pronunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. Dissimilar to "booked".
"Crooked Mr. Flattery never gives out Halloween candies"

"Jane gets right crooked whenever Bill's around"
by gricha November 19, 2008
 
5.
To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided
"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".
by rach britt and daniela March 18, 2007
 
6.
Something hood and ghetto. Often used in a bad text, or to describe a person or place. If you've ever seen a man in his car sitting way back in his chair and listening to the bass pounding, you have seen a crooked guy.
Person 1: Man, did you see that gangsta?

Person 2: Yeah, dude, he was real crooked.
by straight.up.g June 23, 2009
 
7.
To be dirty<triffling>an underdog
If wen you was younger playing hide and go get some and the one who no one likes tells te teachr, they was crooked, cause they were hating
by BABY PAC November 29, 2003