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When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.
Sally: What's up with the eye patch?

Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.

Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.
by Dirty Hawks July 23, 2011
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