there are some tits that look forward, some look sideways, and some are just out of whack, those are chameleon tits, cause they are independent of eachother like a chameleons eyes.
that chick has chameleon tits
|2.||teeth over tits|
"teeth over tits" refers to a person that has paid for a breast enhancement instead of getting their crooked, jagged teeth fixed.
Damn look at her. No Dude, she's teeth over tits.
12:15, or 12:15 tits are tits that have nipples facing in different directions
It is referred to as 12:15 because the tits that inspired the term had one nipple that pointed up and one to the side, giving the impression that the nipples were like the little hands from a clock, and if it was a clock, it would read 12:15
Dude: Check out those tits. *Shudders* Those are some deformed ass 12:15's
Bro: Nah one of them is pointing up and the other is pointing down, that technically a 12:30
|4.||Stacked like a crooked card game|
1. when the Odds are against your favor
3. A women with huge breasts.
Paul: "So did you win the Lotto?"
Brandon " nah that shits stacked like a crooked card game
Wayne:"Did you see the tits on that one?"
Brandon: Damn, she is stacked like a crooked card game!"
When you're so drunk that your nipples are on crooked.
Dude, we got so googliboobed last night, my nipples are still crooked!
Man, Jennifer was so drunk last night, she had the perfect set of googliboobs.
short for a skinny bitch
Julie is such a skitch ... she's a tease and her tits are crooked too.
Tits hips and everything in between, a word used to describe any physical feature of a girl. Not necessarily pertaining to her bumps. It could mean her eyes or her gorgeous smile with the two crooked teeth
Guy 1: Man B's got alotta big tips
Guy 2: Dude she may have alotta big tips but
J's are better cause their quality