cronenberg 

(noun) A twisted mockery of a human being. Distorted beyond all recognition but still retaining enough human qualities to suggest a human origin. Often a result of a horrible virus or malevolent alien entity attempting to create a human race in it's own sick image.

Oh man, ever since those huge worldwide explosions a couple years ago, there sure are a lot of cronenbergs lumbering around.

cronenberg by Vigilante777 December 8, 2015

David Cronenberg

Probably the smartest film director alive. Made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique "Cronenfilms" in the 80s. The formula is: show really fucked-up stuff in a really neutral way. Classic example: The scene in Videodrome where a guy grows a vagina-like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it's an instructional film ("What to do with Your New Organ"). The main rules of a Cronenfilm: Don't judge, just show. Don't make it exciting, just make it weird. But show what's really going on, even if it makes no sense. Best films: Scanners, Videodrome, The Fly, Crash, Naked Lunch, A History of Violence. Has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the Ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the Matrix movies). Best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird shit. Worst time: when you're in the mood for action or romance.

Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg.

or:

The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.

David Cronenberg by visene July 16, 2008

Cronan 

A rare irish name which has its roots from more than 25 Irish patron saints. Old name meaning dark brown. It origionated from the cronins of Cork later to become a first name Cronan. the name has two Fada's over the O and the A which lenghten the vowel. In new Irish the word Cronan means Purr e.g. Ta Cat ag Cronan "the cat was purring".

Today people lucky enough to know Cronan Beare are in for a good time in every way possible. he is fun loving, energetic and very handsome.

Ta cat ag cronan
Cronan is a ride

Cronan by dundrum February 7, 2010

Cronander 

The most amazing word on Earth. One that implies coolness, wholeness, peace, friendliness, awesomeness and all other good things. It takes quite a person to be a Cronander.
Can also be used in verb form "Cronanding" for talking incessantly... and maybe exaggerating a little

"Man, you're practically Cronander-quality."

or

"He did a little Cronanding in the re-telling, but it just made the story that much cooler."

Cronander by El Cro October 1, 2008

Cronin 

An ancient lineage of royal and brave men. A Cronin is an overall good person selfless intelligent and a true gentlemen. If you come across a Cronin count your blessings get a photo op in and ask for a number if your feeling lucky ask him to dinner.

A Cronin is the emphasis of a real man.

Betty-Omg its Cronin can I have a picture with you oh so sexy and brave cronin?

Cronin by frankford1 March 23, 2009

Cronin 

Another word for busting a nut or jizzing

Person 1- dude I just busted the fattest Cronin last night

Person 2 - a what?
Person 1 - I busted a nut

Cronin by Hoe1234567890 November 1, 2018

cronnage

to get some or to have intercourse with the opposite or same sex.

Did you get some cronnage last night?

cronnage by Hanur Kim May 4, 2005