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Cronking 

That moment when a party or tune kicks those legs into action causing your booty to thrust, fist to pump and body to get down and get on it, i.e. That OOMPFT feeling.

A beefy beat may also be described as a 'Cronker' likewise getting your groove on may be described as 'getting your cronk on'.
"That cronking bassline is making my lungs rattle"

"Dude that party last night was proper cronking"

"That last tune Buckley played was a cronker"

"Wow! You see Soul Train last night? Don Cornelius got his Cronk on!"
Cronking by Partay Pat September 15, 2012

Cronkin' 

Cronkin': somthing over powering to the highest degree, Cronked: to be cronked or you are cronked.
"Its Cronkin' in here!" "This cro is Cronkin'!" "Crackingly Cronkin'!" "I feel Cronked!" "Cronkin'" "Cronked"

cronkink 

Cronkink, a fetish that occurs when someone has sexual attraction to a violet blooded, fish greaser, with lighting shaped horns.
Him: any fetishes or kinks babe?~
Her: yeah not anything for you but occasionally Cronkink

Him: how the f*** did we meet?
Her: you were desperate and wouldn't leave me alone
cronkink by holyhellkillme October 4, 2017

Cronconius

Coochie so crusty we had to make a new word for it
Damn that girl definitely has cronconius

So many kills she's called the cronconius coochie
Cronconius by Kalika balork November 2, 2020

Crankonaut 

Some who does new or difficult things while under the influence of marijuana. Such as going to school or work. A play on the work astronaut
Alfie is such a crankonaut, he came into school high
Crankonaut by BitCranky December 2, 2022

Cronking Yah Gonk 

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.
Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!
Cronking Yah Gonk by fliip3 May 17, 2022