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Sticking an ear of corn into a sexual orifice beginning with the broad rather than the tapered end of the corn. "That girl has been walking funny for days, she must been given a double cron job."
"Hey, can you setup a cron job for me. I need it to happen twice a day from now on." |
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derived from a Unix code string adapted from the geek term for 'chronic', a cron job now entails a female geek giving a male geek a blow job over the keyboard of a computer, or within a three feet radius of a computer. |-|3'/ 9|_|'/5! ! 907 4 (|20|\|,_|08 |_457 |\|!9|-|7! '/4'/see0|2see!!!
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The act of smoking marijuana a.k.a. chronic. I'm scheduled for a cron job at 4:20.
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A colloquial for oral sex, usually the male recipient version. Metaphorically referring to the penis as "cron", LOLSpeak for a cob of corn. "Dood - she set me up an awesome cron job last night!"
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