Cromulent 

Used in an ironical sense to mean legitimate, and therefore, in reality, spurious and not at all legitimate. Assumes common knowledge of the inherent Simpsons reference.

Yes Professor Smith, these citations are perfectly cromulent. chuckle

Cromulent by Bradley Yeats, Professor of Linguistics March 15, 2003

Crapulence 

Sickness or indisposition resulting from excess in drinking or eating.

Some have a hang over others fall victim to its uglier cousin crapulence.

Crapulence by kaosmoker June 1, 2020

Crapulence 

Discomfort of eating and/or drinking too much.

Person 1: I am totally suffering from crapulence right now..
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.

Crapulence by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Crapulence 

Mean-spirited, mischevious and/or immoral activity (or the mindset that leads to it).

Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.

Crapulence by kerspunk June 14, 2002

cromulentiousness 

krahm-U-lehn-chus-NESS (n.) A word first used on the internet via www.reddit.com, subreddit r/funny by u/FLUX-YOU, that caused mass hysteria in an attempt of discovering the definition due to the lack google results.

There are no examples for cromulentiousness. I apologize.

cromulentiousness by the_third_three November 7, 2013

Cromulent 

I believe this term originated in the Animated Television Series "The Simpsons"

Edna: Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield.

Ms.Hoover: I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word.

Cromulent by jimjam June 8, 2004

Cromulent 

Expression used to legitimize another expression of dubious existence. Used in the ironic sense in that it defends the questionable use of an illigitimate or slang word with another made-up expression. The intent of the phrase is generally used in conjunction with insults to high talkers, english majors and otherwise insufferable people who feel the need to correct others. Often accompanied by a punch to the stomach.

You grok what I mean, yo? (person in the know) There is no such word as grok! (Buzz kill) Grok is an exceptionally cromulent word. (street wise hommes)

Cromulent by Anonymous July 22, 2003