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Crom isn't a thing, its a feeling. The same type of feeling you get when you lose your virginity to that desperate 6/10 45 year old next door. Its what you think about when you've lost $500 at the casino and it perks you back up. Its when you've lost 13 games in a row and pray to a higher power and win your next 3 games. Its when your opponent places his Tesla 1 tile to far to the other side and your Hog Rider sneaks through for the clutch 1 crown win.

Actually tbh some old boomer accidentally wrote "Go Crom" instead of "Go crows" in Adelaide Crows pride the forum and immature adults decided to meme the fuck out of it until it became a cult.

GO CROM
Go crom”
Crom by ryxnphxlan October 16, 2020
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Nick Crompton 

To not know the difference between countries and cities, and to wear raggedy-ass jean jackets.
That guy is such a Nick Crompton.
Related Words
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Rodney Croome 

Australian activist and spokeperson for the Tasmanian Faggot and Carpet Licker Rights Group that was nominated for Australian Fag of the year in 2015. Can be easily identified from his lips that over the years have permanently molded themselves into the shape of a cock. Approach with caution unless you want to be ass-raped.
Little Johnny: Rodney Croome is coming to school tomorrow to talk to us about why we shouldn't bash fags.

Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.
Rodney Croome by Sammy75 November 7, 2017

Nick Crompton 

Yes i can rap and no im not from compton.......

EnGlaND iS My cITy

Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.
Example 1: hows your collar today?
Nick Crompton: Poppin

Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)

Nick Crompton: England

What city?

Nick Crompton: England

.........

England is my City
Nick Crompton by Lil buss August 12, 2017
women's genitalia, from the words crotch and hole
a baby popped out of my crohole
crohole by livvy lulu April 15, 2009

Croman Trumpet 

The Croman Trumpet finds it's roots from mutha fuckin' Andrew Croman. Instead of yelling out a swear word, keep your mouth closed and let out short bursts of air through your lips while saying the swear word. Helps muffle it out.
"OMG my wireless isn't connecting!!! WTF BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT."


Variations of the Croman Trumpet:

BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT = Bullshit
SHUHUHUHUT= Shit
BEEEEYAAAABUHUHSUHSUHSUHT= Beeyaa Bullshit
BUHUSHUHSUSHUSHTSUHUT= Random frustration

Nick Crompton 

A famous Poet from The City Of England who eats way too much, pretends to be famous and hip, and also whose collar stays poppin
Nick: You know its Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin
Me: Who the fuck is this fat-ass
Nick Crompton by LookAtThisGraph August 22, 2017