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croggled 

crooked, unformed or misformed, poorly made, shapeless, broken
That building was a croggled mess after the earthquake.

The mutant's fingers were croggled.
croggled by k. d. August 11, 2006

Clogged dump 

Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.
After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.
Clogged dump by 0MNIV0C4TI0N July 5, 2012

croggled 

Surprised/dazed/brought up short.
"I was croggled when you said you suggested using corn cobs inin lieu of toilet paper."
croggled by rich brown August 11, 2004
A way in which two people can travel on a bike at the same time,one sitting on the seat and the other sitting on the handlebar with their legs hanging down by the front wheel
" giz a crogger down the chippy "
Crogger by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

clogged up 

a vagina with a penis inside it.
Aah it felt bhum when I was clogged up.

You should have seen the face she was making when she was clogged up.
clogged up by skeenster April 14, 2010

Croggers 

Croggers are the mixture of bogeys and cocaine. Coke bogeys....
Croggers is the word which woz created by man at the dawn of time (or coke sniffin) the craze of sniffing cocaine!!!
After copeous amounts of coke ur nose amounts little particles of cocaine residue through ur party night of drugs and alcohol in the morning after ur heavy night these particles accumulate in your sleep and mix with ur bogeys!!when you wake up in the morning ur nose is stuffy and u are sed to have pure fuckin croggers ( big thick hard bogeys).....These "Croggers" also can make ur tongue go numb if you eat them when you wake up......
Croggers by Ducker1984 March 29, 2009