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Crofters The Musical 

A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside
crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly”
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crofter's 

The only jelly I'll put in my belly
Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D

Daniel Crofter Effect 

An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.
"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1

Arts and Crafters 

Arts and Crafters is a giant sock puppet who comes from the game, Baldi's Basics, he is mostly shy and doesn't interact with characters that much. The only time he interacts with the protagonist (or antagonist) is when you collect all 7/7 notebooks. He will charge at you teleporting you and Baldi in the same room (The starting point of the game), and never appearing again. After he charges at you, he doesn't show up again, and you can't outrun him because he is extremely fast. (You can avoid this by not looking at him)
Ahhh Arts and Crafters truly an incredible sock puppet, I've never seen one like it!
Arts and Crafters by SOSOOSOS January 16, 2019

CraftersMagic 

CraftersMagic.
Crofter.

Or
Crofta (for people who can't spell or are actually from the croft)

People with low self-esteem and no moral standards ofter found in scum infested council estates. Easily recognisable by a can of special brew in one hand a fag in the other and a mouth like a burnt out fuse board.
Ofcourse you stole that money out of my bag your a "crofter""crofta"

Best get to post office for my dole otherwise my lecki will run out like a proper "crofter""crofta"

What do you mean my kids are black that's just muck forgot to pay my water cause I iz a "crofter""crofta"

Wake up in the morning feeling like a "crofter""crofta" get my jobless arse outta bed for 12 walk to the postie with ma tinni pushing ma pram with ma kiddi fuck knows who the dad is could be the local Paki

What's got 500 feet and no teeth??.... the post office cue on dole day
Crofter by upperclass fuxker November 17, 2013

crafters block 

When someone plays minecraft and runs out of ideas for a new build or additional details to a current build. Similar to "writers block"
Ugh I can't get over this crafters block!

I'm currently experiencing crafters block
crafters block by Pro706 October 14, 2016