ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.

Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

ur aunt a croissant by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018

puddy cods 

Freshly shaved balls.

Babe if your going to shave your balls tonight please do not sleep naked. I dont want your puddy cods sticking to my back.

I'll tea bag it as long as you have puddy cods.

puddy cods by ashane November 15, 2016

Crocspin 

The crocspin is the act of spinning around while you are having sex with your partner of choice this makes it more fun for the both of you

"Last night I tried the crocspin and we had so much fun"

Crocspin by Deonahowablo February 20, 2017

croissant 

a yummy thing

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

croissant by wowza666 June 8, 2019

codslap 

A act involving a man squeezing his cock and balls and slapping one's face or other body part. Must be perfomed with extreme caution.

Last night I codslapped Kristin right between her eyes.

codslap by WKid May 21, 2006

titty croissants 

Slang word for French breasts.

Madame has large and bouncy titty croissants.

titty croissants by I am your Daddy January 6, 2018

i coulda dropped my croissant

a famous vine in which a guy is holding a plate of food. another guy is standing on the stairs and yells to make the food guy jump. the food guy exclaims; ‘STAHP!! I coulda dropped my croissant!’

‘Raaaah!’ ‘Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant’

i coulda dropped my croissant by snowwhitesdwarfs December 18, 2017