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To pretend a sorrow that one doesn’t in fact feel, to create a hypocritical show of emotion. The idea comes from the ancient belief that crocodiles weep while luring or devouring their prey.
You see that bitch Jasmine Trias on American Idol last night with those crocodile tears?
by Karsh May 13, 2004
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Your crocodile tears can't fool me. I know what your up to.
by Light Joker December 07, 2005
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Fake tears for the purpose to look like you understand or because it's the appropriate thing to do
She didn't care that her father-in-law just died, but she cries those crocodile tears anyways, pretending to feel the pain.
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Her upset was just crocodile tears. She really didn't care.
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