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1. crocked
shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up
We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.
by shitter friend Oct 5, 2003 add a video
2. Crocked
To be crocked

When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles
bad luck on being crocked last night mate
shit drunk loo poo fool
by gc2008 Mar 19, 2008 add a video
3. Crocked
Crazy rocked. To be totally destroyed or completely owned.
Dude, I crocked my elbow so madcore style.
4. crocked
the point of where your little toe is all messed up and ugly
Courtneys toes are all crocked
by i dont know Nov 26, 2002 add a video
5. crocked
Adj. Litterally, to be like a crocodile. Either having to do with the appearance of one's skin or one's teeth.
"I need to go to the orthodontist, my teeth are all crocked." or "You're looking a little crocked, you need some Pepto?"
by Inferno Apr 5, 2003 add a video
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