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1.
More politely known as "a pile of poo", the term "a crock of shit" derives from an ancient Roman custom that coincidentally took place in Roman times. It referred literally to a pot into which people would excrete if they were particularly bored by whichever freelance philosoper happened to be talking rubbish at the time. The Roman empire employed crock-monitors who were each assigned to a philosopher, and it was their job to monitor the pot (or crock). Should the crock become full, it would be presented to the philospher, who was obliged, by law, to announce that it bore a remarkable resembence to himself, thus proclaiming he was full of crap and was, in fact, talking a crock of shit.
"I am talking a crock of shit", Socretes 429 BC
by Nigel Hill September 13, 2005
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2.
Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.
The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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3.
1. An earthenware pot, brimming with smelly excrement.

2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth
1. He's shits in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he's unemployed.

2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.
by linkinmark October 15, 2004
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4.
An acceptable term in describing the $700B Bailout Bill passed on October 3, 2008 by the American government to help support failing corporations that don't have any business existing.
The wooden arrow clause in that bailout is a crock of shit.
by amyc519 October 03, 2008
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5.
Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize
That Smore won that? What a crock of shit!
by jpizzleofwichizzle October 09, 2009
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6.
a small basket over flowwing with faeces
Britney spears looks like a crock of shit
by jonney blocks May 12, 2009
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7.
who knows, probably a fatty-ass crock pot of shit. Danny Oskam uses it sometimes. Its pretty funny when said in a british accent, or a scottish/irish accent.
this socccer practice is a crock of shit.
you want some of this you crock of shit?
atrevete a pelear conmigo you crock of shit!
by patty-o-pinchmeyoudie December 09, 2003
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