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Croachy by Goldenjunipher June 30, 2023
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Cronchy Water
Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".
"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."
Cronchy Water by The King of Trash November 11, 2019
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croacher
A creepy guy who hovers too closely to females in a bar/club and does not get the hint that he is not wanted.
Sami: Oh my god! That croacher must be following us.
Angela: Isn't he that same guy who was standing next to us downstairs?
Sami: He is so weird. Why is he staring at us like that?!?
Angela: Isn't he that same guy who was standing next to us downstairs?
Sami: He is so weird. Why is he staring at us like that?!?
croacher by cherryblossom September 14, 2007
cronchy
"Why, that is a nice cookie!"
"Yes, it is impeccible but it's really cronchy so its gone EVERWHERE!!!"
"Oh god, well that's unfortunate :("
"Yes, it is impeccible but it's really cronchy so its gone EVERWHERE!!!"
"Oh god, well that's unfortunate :("
cronchy by lord mollifer January 15, 2021