Crinting 

English slang originating in the city of Plymouth. It means to cry falsely or attempt to cry in order to evoke sympathy. Usually practised by:
1 children under ten to gain concessions from their parents or

2 silly bitches with acute princess syndrome who didn’t get their own way.

1 But mum everyone else is going!

Well you’re not, so stop your crinting and live with it
2 How could you possibly do this to me?

Very easily! You’re a total pain in the arse so stop your crinting an fuck off.

Crinting by AKACroatalin March 6, 2019

Crinting 

English slang from the South-West, it means to try to cry in order to evoke sympathy. Usually practised by children under ten in order to try to gain concessions from parents.

But Mum, everyone else is going!
Well you're not, so stop your crinting and live with it.

Crinting by Croatalin February 1, 2014

Riveting tale, chap. 

The verbose and formal variant of the sarcastic phrase "cool story bro".

Person A: ...And so in conclusion, we are able to see that the event that transpired was nothing more than a cleverly disguised ruse and in no way factual as was originally perceived.

Person B: Riveting tale, chap.

Riveting tale, chap. by Wienie Kong October 1, 2009

riveting 

fascinating (often used sarcastically)

Her brother is a mathlete, and she is on the president's list!
Wow...riveting...

riveting by pliok November 5, 2009

cricketing 

The movement of a girls legs rubbing together when she is extremely horny and can do nothing about it, similar to the movement of a crickets legs when they chirp.

Did you see the girl in mythology class? she was cricketing the entire class period. i wonder what she was thinking about.

cricketing by Bam 9 August 22, 2010

criving 

Crying and thriving simultaneously. Could be due to multiple sTrEsSoRs: Homework, work, siblings, parents, or just life in general!! It’s usually a temporary mood, and doesn’t happen unless you’re super stressed out.

I’m criving right now... I have so much homework tonight, but I know I can pull through

criving by rml1234 October 28, 2019

criving 

crying while driving

Buddy's gonna leave Irvine. He's gonna be criving back to norcal.

criving by kerweezy December 13, 2012