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Crotch itch. Itchy genitals.
I have a huge critch, I hope it's not an STD
by Crotchity Critch October 04, 2004
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The part of the body where the buttcrack meets the back. It isn't you butt, but it's damn close. It tends to be sensitive, and always showing on black girls.
Mike: Dude, Brickenishia's ass is showing.
Parker: No, its just her critch, once you can see hair, then you've reached the ass.
by pn@$ty January 29, 2010
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To ash on oneself
You better knock that ash off before you critch!
by Seanohue July 28, 2008
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The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"
Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
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Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
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She's one messed up critch
by rebellious angel March 05, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"
Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
or
Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
or
She's one messed up critch
by rebellious angel March 07, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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An itch of the crotch
(while scratching her crotch wildly) 'this critch just wont go away'
by Orinoco June 04, 2006
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Critch (verb): "scratching where it itches"
(noun): a crotch itch
Ow, gotta critch myself (verb)
Sorry for that, I had a critch (noun)
by Eric Brum March 15, 2007
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