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A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.
Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight on account of his crispy dick.
by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015
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slang for burned out drug user, a drug abusing asshole, a dude that has been getting high way too long and is asshole-ish in nature.
Old crispy dick is at it again, A dick that spent all his money on partyables.
by Me IIIV October 24, 2013
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