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1.
A 300-calorie lump of doughy, glazed goodness that you might as well superglue to your thigh. Lately, they've been concocting a new donut recipe in which the carbs are significantly reduced in light of the new atkins diet wave. The chemicals they stuff into the donut in place of natural carbs are probably just as detrimental. However, they give out free paper hats, which are pretty spiff.
Mmmm...crispy cremedonuts
by marymagdalene April 28, 2006
 
2.
v. to ejaculate onto a females face and to let the semen dry, as to resemble the glaze of a crispy creme donut
She wanted me to give her the ole crispy creme cuz it revitalizes and lifts the face.
by jeff clement June 14, 2008
 
3.
A kitty kat that has the IQ of a teacup.
Omgz, crispy cremez, cmere babey i wanna pet your back and throw you at this beautifully white wall. (crispy meows) yeah you meow you tiny little munchkin fucktard, just meow.
by Fumples September 08, 2007