deep-fried semen. Ususally made out of ignorance or idiocy.
"Why the hell did you make crispy cream you dumbass?"
by AJ 187 July 29, 2003
Top Definition
Getting set on fire or being burned
That guys trying to crispy cream me with his flamethrower.
#fire #burned #heat #hot #cold
by Star killer October 08, 2011
A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.

Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.

"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"
#cunilingus #going-down #sucking pussy #female orgasm #sex
by davidhume2000 October 17, 2007
Someone who stands up for nothing or anyone (wussy) they talk shit, but when it comes down to doing something about it they turn into a crispy cream dougnut - all sugary sweet and plyable under pressure.
John was a crispy cream when he was asked his opinion on a subject.
#crispy #creame #cream #dougnut #dognut #sweet #wussy #sugary
by CRISPY CREAM HATER October 16, 2007
When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.
#jack off #sperm #dry sperm #beat off #telemundo
by Merk Colasserone May 08, 2013
A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.
She said I wasn't freaky enough so I pulled out the Crispy Cream when she was sleeping.
#dutch oven #cream pie #sex #kinky #gross
by fatazzpandaman October 15, 2014
Term for a Caucasian person extremely sun burnt. Because they are 'burnt to a crisp' and cream is white.
#crispy kream #krispy cream #krispy kream #crispey cream #krispey cream #crispy creem #krispy creem #crispy kreem #krispy kreem
by laclaclaclaclaclac July 27, 2010
When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach,lets it dry out, and then feeds it to her. It is both cripy and creamy, and the ladies love it!
Last night was awesome, I crispy creamed Sara and she loved it.
#krispy kream #donkey punch #hot carl #angry dragon #rusty trombone
by RANDRSR March 27, 2008
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