deep-fried semen. Ususally made out of ignorance or idiocy.
"Why the hell did you make crispy cream you dumbass?"
by AJ 187 July 29, 2003
Top Definition
Getting set on fire or being burned
That guys trying to crispy cream me with his flamethrower.
by Star killer October 08, 2011
A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.

Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.

"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"
by davidhume2000 October 17, 2007
Someone who stands up for nothing or anyone (wussy) they talk shit, but when it comes down to doing something about it they turn into a crispy cream dougnut - all sugary sweet and plyable under pressure.
John was a crispy cream when he was asked his opinion on a subject.
by CRISPY CREAM HATER October 16, 2007
When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.
by Merk Colasserone May 08, 2013
A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.
She said I wasn't freaky enough so I pulled out the Crispy Cream when she was sleeping.
by fatazzpandaman October 15, 2014
When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach,lets it dry out, and then feeds it to her. It is both cripy and creamy, and the ladies love it!
Last night was awesome, I crispy creamed Sara and she loved it.
by RANDRSR March 27, 2008
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