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3.
A cliche drink among hiphop practitioners that is supposed to indicate that they are doing well financially. Cristal is the full name, it is a wine, however, contrary to a previous definer, Champagne does not have pinot noir and chardoney in it, it is a wine specifically made of grapes from the Champagne region in France.
"Cris on ice and a Benz" (Mercedes Benz of any kind and Bentley cars being the automotive cliche that indicates extreme rapper wealth)
by Sean P April 14, 2005
 
1.
Louis Roederer's Cristal. Arguably the finest champagne on earth, 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Eloquent, intense, subtle nose with aromas of almond on an underlying theme of fresh white flowers.
P-Diddy ordered another bottle of Cris and remarked, "My goodness Jay-Z, these gossamer-like bubbles are so gladdening! Mmmm, such a full opulent attack, remarkable balance, exquisite finesse, and extraordinary length, don't you say?"
by Dan Fox June 11, 2003
 
2.
Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Cris. He has a sexy smile and his big tan arms are the best place to be. He is an amazing man and deff the best husband ever! He has the greatest personality ever and is very fun to be around!
Woah did you see that super amazing awesome guy walk down the hall?!" "Yeah dude that's Cris
by the best wife ever June 05, 2011
 
4.
CRI
(Certified Rectal Investigation)
When it is to be believed that there is some form of blockage in one's anus and a test must be done by a doctor to discover where the blockage is and how to deal with it properly.
Really? You still can't poop? You might want to consider getting a CRI
by Treshawn Jones July 07, 2011
 
5.
Otherwise known as the pimp hand from jesus
If you dont get outa my face ima bring the pimp hand of cris
by big fred6999 May 16, 2011
 
6.
Cri
A sexy swinger with a hot body.
Normally a female.
They tend to listen to Bayside.
"Did you hear about that Cri girl that listens to Bayside?"
by Onitart March 22, 2008
 
7.
otherwise known as cristal. A type of champagne.
R. Kelly feat. Jay-Z

After the show it's the after party and
After the party is the hotel lobby and
After the Belve then it's probably Cris, and
After the original it was probably this (Fiesta)
by Ryan April 08, 2003