a severly dissatisfactory state of affairs.
What a crippler! I've got no money left!
A sex position. So hard core you'll cripple your girl.
Guy 1: Hey man i just had sex with her
Guy 2: What position?
Guy 1: Crippler. Shes in a wheelchair now.
a toke, or hit, or marajuana which leaves the inhalant temporarily totally incapacitated. Usually coming on the immediate heels of prior consumption.
"Dude, we'd head now, but Aaron just blew a CRIPPLER."
The Crippler is a person with a huge penis.
Do yo wanna see the crippler?
Very strong or potent marajuana.
This stuff is the crippler, man!
The crippler is when you have to shit so bad that you can hardly walk to the restroom. Generally produces cramp like effects in your anus with pain so bad you can't walk.
I was headed for the restroom when I got hit by the crippler and almost shit my pants.
to fuck a girl so hard that its hard for her to walk after
dude she's walking funny, did you give her a crippler?