A merging of the title, "Criminal Pimp."
Yo Crimp, where all da hos at?!
by Shaun December 30, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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an asshole. brown eye. dookie shute. it refers to ur asshole looking like the top of a bottle where the cap is crimpped.
When that fat bitch bent over i saw her nasty crimp.
by "EL CONQUISTADOR" February 27, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

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It is crunk and a pimp.
crunk means drunk.
I'm a crimp = I'm a drunk and a pimp
is u a crimp
by Skinny Folks January 12, 2005
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A safe space to stay in for a short time. Usually empty buildings or cars.
Ex: "I needed to crimp at my girlfriend's house because my mom and her boyfriend are too loud and I need to study for finals."
Ex: "If you ever need a place to crimp, I got your back."
by Spookyfishman May 24, 2017
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Aliens that are a combonation of shrimp and crickets.
Also can be used as an adjective to describe someone.
"Oh my god!! look at those crimps, they just jumped all over Brett's face and ate him!"

"Damn! James gets all the ladies and doesn't turn them lesbian, he is sooo crimp!"
by Zach Mayfield September 03, 2007
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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