Top Definition
To take a sh*t and whilst it is midway through the batti, the 'crappee' sqeezes the ass muscle to cut it in half and leave the bathroom early.
"OMG! I'm late for my interview!!! Better crimp one off!"
by McCowboy July 20, 2006

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