| 1. | Twinkie Defense | ||
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A defense tactic which seeks to excuse someone's behavior by evading responsibility. In the actual case, the defense effectively blamed the actions of the defendant on too much sugar derived from eating Twinkies. I am not buying into your Twinkie Defense.
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| 2. | public defender | ||
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A criminal defense lawyer appointed and paid to represent indigent persons charged with crimes. A public defender can either be a private attorney who accepts such cases and is compensated for each case, or a salaried attorney of a public defender agency. Also called "P.D." "I don't have enough money to hire my own attorney. I am going to have to ask for a public defender."
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| 3. | Anderson & Associates | ||
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Kick-ass law firm located in Virginia Beach, Virginia. The firm has a reputation for outstanding legal services and reasonable fees. Traffic, Criminal Defense, Bankruptcy, Personal Injury, Wills and Trusts, FAA, you name it, they probably can handle it. Attorneys employed by the firm are renowned throughout the Hampton Roads area for their high acquittal rate, so much so that local prosecutors sometimes use the firm's initials, "A&A," when they decide to drop a particularly weak case. Commonwealth's Attorney: "Just had to A&A that felony DUI case. We forgot to attach the Menendez-Diaz notice to the BAC certificate of analysis. The Defendant actually retained Anderson & Associates to represent him and I didn't want to give their attorney a chance to make me look like an idiot in front of the Judge."
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| 4. | Scott Leemon | ||
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SCOTT E. LEEMON, a member of the New York State Bar since 1996, has been a criminal defense attorney for over a decade. Mr. Leemon practices primarily in the federal and state courts of New York. Though a member of the bar of the state of New York, Mr. Leemon has handled both federal and state cases throughout the country. Mr. Leemon’s practice has taken him to such other locales as California, Florida, North Carolina, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Missouri, Kentucky, Indiana, Georgia, Illinois and New Jersey. Additionally, Mr. Leemon has been featured as an expert on several shows on COURT TV, including, Best Defense with Jami Floyd and The Catherine Crier Show. Furthermore, Mr. Leemon has been a regular on the WPPR-FM 105.1 Morning Show and COURT TV Radio’s Morning with Vinnie Politan.
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While the practice primarily focuses on complex criminal defense at pre-trial and trial level, appeals and petitions for post-conviction relief are also handled in a very professional, competent and timely manner. Mr. Leemon has handled many matters involving allegations of: Murder; Racketeering; Money Laundering; Narcotics Trafficking and Possession; Tax Offenses; Internet, Stock and Insurance Fraud; Insider Trading, Custom violations, Gambling offenses; Assaults; and many other crimes. In addition, Mr. Leemon has vast experience with criminal forfeiture issues and sentencing advocacy under the, now advisory, federal sentencing guidelines. In particular, Mr. Leemon specializ... |
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| 5. | ejaculation technique | ||
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“ejaculation technique” is a sophisticated courtship strategy ordinarily directed at an unattainable hottie. The technique involves the man ejaculating into a water bottle, coffee, or food item to be consumed or ingested by the target hottie. This technique can be used after or concurrently with the Clarence Thomas technique of romancing a hottie by placing your pubic hair follicles on the lid of her preferred beverage container. Warning - - this technique may constitute a misdemeanor or felony under state law and you probably should consult a local criminal defense attorney before you employ the ejaculation technique. Chewbacca: Dude, I’m going out with that trashy chick from accounting on Friday night. If all goes well, I might be showing her my “oh face.”
Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line? Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic! |
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| 6. | Sexquire | ||
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A hot attorney. "Oh man, I am dating one hot sexquire."
"Oh, your public defender?" "Yeah." |
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| 7. | Ghoul | ||
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A criminal attorney, either defense or prosecution, who thrives on cases of violence. Every time this guy gets a murder or assault case the first thing he checks out are the crime scene photos. He loves to go to the morgue. The guy's a fucking ghoul.
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