Crimea is a peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea
There was a fucking war in Crimea (1854 - 1856) Fucking mad Russian monks and fucking French Catholics started it by having a wee argument about holy places at Jerusalem and Nazereth. Is there a period throughout history when the Catholics have not been involved in a fucking war somewhere ? If they had gone about their business and done some serious fucking and reared the offspring that appeared nine months later they would not have had much time for a war.
by Stias September 07, 2005

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- to slowly take over a section of a bar or social gathering with your friends and deny you're taking it over. With or without a smile.
Let's Crimea that section of the bar, everyone should start to spill drinks and be very loud once we get there.
by BlueBoy49 March 08, 2014

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(verb) when a woman slowly "moves into" her boyfriends place while denying doing so. A form of domestic annexation. Crimea-ing is usually started by a woman marking her territory by cleaning or leaving rather innocuous items behind (eg. a toothbrush, toiletries, pajamas, a change of clothes, feminine products, etc).
Sally told Tim it was just easier to have a toothbrush at his place, but it was all part of her plan to Crimea his place.
by BlueBloke February 21, 2015

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As of early 2014, Crimea has returned home to Russia. Крым это Россия!
Crimea is Russian!
by GainTrain June 27, 2014

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