Crildo

The Chrome Dildo. It is something every woman strives to obtain in her lifetime. The Crildo is a sign of prosperity and even royalty in some societies. It is common belief that Queen Elizabeth had the largest Crildo collection known to mankind.

I had the best orgasm of my life thanks to my new Crildo. My daughter never went to college because she spent her whole college fund on a brand new Crildo.

Crildo by ScrotyMcGee October 27, 2008

Crildo

Crap + Dildo = Crildo

A dildo fashioned out of frozen fecal matter.

He got bored and lonely so he pleasured himself with a crildo.

Crildo by Uncle Crildo September 9, 2006

crildo

can describe anything. Spelled with an i not a y. Can be used in any situation, such as crild me, or you crildo!

Tom used a crildo onhis girlfriend last night

crildo by ben May 1, 2005

cridoooom

A cridoooom is a term frequently used to describe someone studying economics at the University of Cambridge. The person is usually very moody, yet friendly at the same time. They usually work too hard and this severely limits their social life.

Look at that guy, he's such a cridoooom!

cridoooom by l.benge January 7, 2011