Crigs 

Slang name for testicles

Not getting that job was a real kick in the crigs.

Crigs by Al the Ulsterman July 2, 2009

Oklahoma Crimson

The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.

Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.

Oklahoma Crimson by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

crimson jack 

An event in masturbation when, during ejaculation, blood is produced from the penis rather than semen.

Guy 1: Dude I crimson jacked last night and I don't know what to do.
Guy 2: What the fuck? get that shit checked out.

crimson jack by Goblin Kng August 20, 2017

Crimson American 

Politically correct: red hair, pale skin, freckles.

-Well, he's not exactly white. He's Crimson American.

-Mah' Crimson American.

-Ginger?

-It's Crimson American.

Crimson American by T o f t June 8, 2014

craigshook 

not to be confused with craigs-hook, this is an offensive term used to describe someone's lover or mistress that, as the name implies, they picked up as a result of a previous craigs-hook, which evolved into an on-the-side (lover or mistress) relationship.

a hard working husband comes home from work, only to find his wife in bed with their friend's teenage son. he then asks his wife:

husband: um,Barbara sweetie, what exactly do you think you are doing? Is Kyle your new craigshook?

wife: no, Adrian. well, yes he is a craigs-hook, since I picked him up on Craigslist and he asked me to decougar him.

husband (adressing the teenager): so you are a mommy-grabber, you bastard? If so, you don't deserve a a craigs-hook with my wife, but a bloody left hook. And you don't deserve to be my wife's craigshook either, since I will now kick you out of my house for ever.

craigshook by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2012

Craigslist 

A website that makes people inherently dumber. Used as a way to post advertisements for the selling of items and services, it is now overrun with the stupid. Any description of an item is completely ignored, and subsequent idiotic questioning follows. In the off-chance that someone actually gets to the point of making an offer for an item, any listed price is ignored and a low-ball offer is made. A trade may also be offered, whether or not this has been mentioned as an alternative to cash payment. The idiocy is not entirely limited to the buyer, as there are many occasions where a seller is contacted and then has no idea what they are selling. Because there are so many stupid people on Craigslist, many scams have been set up to take advantage of this. There are multiple types of schemes in place to try to take these people's money, often successfully. Despite Craigslist's best efforts and numerous warnings against these scams, most users are often too dense to realize that they are about to be financially raped, and possibly physically as well as there are many listings for sexual encounters.

Buyer: "Yo you got that gixxer for sale on Craigslist bro?"
Seller: "It's not a Suzuki GSX-R, it's a Honda CBR1000. Yes I'm still selling it for $5,500."
Buyer: "Alright yo, so you'll take $2000 then?"
Seller: "No."
Buyer: "What about a set of Bridgestone tires?"
Seller: "No."

Example 2

Buyer: "Hi I'm calling about the motorcycle you have listed on Craigslist. Is it still for sale?"
Seller: "What motorcycle?"
Buyer: "You have a 2007 Suzuki listed for $4800 on Craigslist. Is it still for sale or is it sold?"
Seller: "......."
Buyer: "So you didn't list a 2007 Suzuki for $4800?"
Seller: "Oh yeah yeah yeah my bad bro. Nah it's sold."

Craigslist by Benrama34 May 1, 2014

The Crimson Pollock 

The vengeful and surprising act of a woman who after riding her male partner with panties on, covertly pulls out her fully soaked tampon and proceeds to whip the femine product all over the chest of her partner. Thus using his chest and torso as an abstract art canvas; in the style of artist Jackson Pollock.

After being the victim of the dirty Sanchez Sally decided she would exact revenge and would perform The Crimson Pollock on her unsuspecting partner the next time she was on her period.

The Crimson Pollock by Geen-Ter December 10, 2012