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5. cricket
Alongside Rugby Union, cricket is the original Gentlemans Game. Requiring the most intense of concentration, batter's and fielder's may have to stand in the field for up to 5 days. Extremely difficult to perfect and enjoyed by 9 main nations, it is a time-honoured tradition enjoyed by many.
"Australia is the Cricket World Champion."
by ive-ree Aug 26, 2003 share this
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1. cricket
A game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the Australians equally.
Not those Aussie cunts again!
by Michael Atherton Aug 25, 2003 share this
2. cricket
A gentlemen's game and the sport baseball tries to be.
Fancy a game of cricket?
3. cricket
A gentlemans sport. Brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. Par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.
by Bigrattus Jun 12, 2003 share this
4. cricket
A thing that makes noise when your jokes aren't funny. Somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the damn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. He makes you cry.
Bad comedian: So the monkey says to me "how are you?" haha

*Silence*

Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket*

Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'(
by Baxton Sep 2, 2005 share this
6. cricket
cricket is a legend of a game played with a bat and a ball.
Only gentlemen can play cricket
7. Cricket
A rather annoying insect that chirps and chirps and is great for keeping one up all night. The females have long ovipositors coming from their ass, and the males do not. Backward, isn't it?
My god! That chick has a cricket! And that fag is cricket-less!
by Kharisma Dec 14, 2003 share this
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