Crickets are known to infest houses in large numbers if left uncontrolled and also resort to cannibalism if hungry enough. Many pet stores supply crickets as a food source for larger pets and in some parts of the world they are eaten by people as well. Crickets are a surprisingly nutritious food.
On television crickets are often used as a sound effect accompanying a failed performance or unfunny joke.
2. A popular team sport played in countries like England, and its bitches India and Australia. Also known as Steroid-Free Baseball or 2nd World Rounders. The "bat" used in this game resemble the paddle used to beat freshman class students.
2. Watching grass grow is more entertaining than watching a game of cricket. Let’s play Hockey instead!
Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket*
Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'(
Cricket: a serious game.