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Criplexic 

Someone who suffers from criplexia; When people of the blood gang don’t understand the concept of the letter C and instead replace it with the letter B.
Blood: Broooo this Boca-Bola is so good rn
White person: bruh you mean Coca Cola? Are you criplexic or what?
Blood: I know what I said nigga, shudda fuck up before I pop yo ass’
Criplexic by TheCockLobster February 21, 2021

Criblicka 

Dates from the norwegian town called Tonsberg. Criblicka is a man who likes your home so much, that he wouldn't bother to lick it
Wow Sebastian, your crib is so freakin nice. Can I lick it, pussy style? Sebastian: Man, you are such a criblicka!
Criblicka by Diggidog May 7, 2010
Related Words
Criblet Criblette Cribbles Crile Chiblet Crimble cribber Critler Chible cible

crimble crumble

A commonly used noun from Friday night dinner. References crumble especially apple crumble
Crimble crumble tonight? Yes Johnny, crimble crumble!!

criberal 

A crippled liberal. Doesn't actually have anything to do with the person's physical health or political affiliation. Just a meaningless insult
"You're a criberal"
"What does criberal mean"
"If you know you know"
criberal by magmalord01 October 21, 2019
To have stolen from with a non-malicious intent.
I totally cribbed this list from LiveJournal.
cribbed by Moboid fo' MoBuck February 19, 2008

Crisler's Law 

The law of averages that states that sooner or later in a reason-minded discussion about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, someone will attempt to refute the entire discussion or argument with a statement equivalent to "But we're talking about four mutant ninja turtles living in a sewer!"
With no leg to stand on in the ninja turtle debate, Jerry invoked Crisler's Law.
Crisler's Law by Kevin Laird December 27, 2011

Crablegging 

A maneuver made in hot tubs by creepy men. Involves using legs as "pinschers" to trap the legs of unsuspecting girls. Recommended if you want to seem like a total rapist.
Stefaun: Ooh that girl is lookin' fine. I'd like to crableg the shit out of her!
Everyone else: No, Stefaun... Crablegging is completely socially unacceptable.