A group of emo
kids gang. They can get in fights with other crews, have a sign and commit to group activities like going to concerts and claiming venues. The crew members always look out for one another, are very close and often date within the crew.
1: Please, you've got to let me in your crew. There’s no other way I can get tickets to Bamboozle!
2: You have to pass the crew test first and get the crew sign tattoo.
A fag sport where you just move your arms back and forth.
I go to a fag school. I like to row crew
One of the least physically demanding sports, it requires only basic endurance, strength, or willpower. Interestingly, it inspires a ridiculous sense of entitlement in all those who participate in it. Crew members are experts at devising excuses for basic strength tests, and are mostly made up of rejects from other sports teams such as football, wrestling, hockey, lacrosse, basketball, or even track.
Joining a crew team almost always guarantees you a varsity spot.
Crew Member: Crew is so much tougher than football, I bet the football team couldn't even finish a crew race.
Football Player: 11 football players would beat 11 crew members in a fight, even at the least competitive football schools.
Crew Member: No way! Crew members are way stronger than football players!
Football Player: I bench 225, and you bench 95.
Crew Member: I only have strong muscles needed for crew.
Football Player: Hows your Squat?
Crew Member: Like 140, but thats not important.
Football Player: Deadlift?
Crew Member: 65, but its not important.
Football Player: Hang Clean?
Crew Member: 45, but it doesn't matter.
Football Player: Apparently crew members only have strength on a crew boat...
Crew Member: Damn Right! We're all super strong!
Football Player: ...
Wrestler: Could you please leave our lunch table? No one here actually likes you...
the coolest people in the world that you'll ever meet. they hang out at the acid tree and can't decide on movies. we sometimes go to harvard square. we're awesome.
You can't wait to hang out with the crew cause we're so awesome.
A homoerotic game where little preppy boys who's daddies pay for them to go to schools where they will receive little exposure to reality row, row, row, the boat. Their boyish hairstyles are generally derived from GI joe figures and they can be seen wearing fashionable GOP wear, such as Polo knits and J. Crew rugby shirts.
'preesh, bro. Our whole crew team has pink Ray-ban wayfarers.
the official sport of rejects. "crew teams" are generally made up of kids who have failed at all or most other sports. even track.
COOL KID: hey did you make the football, lacrosse, basketball, or hockey team?
CREWER: no i'm doing crew. it's way harder and more difficult than any of those so thats why i'm doing it.
COOL KID: no you just couldn't make any of those teams
CREWER: i weigh 100 pounds and am in terrific shape.
COOL KID: yeah we know......we know
preppy cult sport; demands constant attention
(at 1 in the morning)
public school friend: hey i got the dank
me: sorry, i attend a prestigious prep school and consequentially must leave for a regatta in approximately four hours