Viking crew cut 

getting your head cut off with an axe.

the guilty murderer was given a Viking crew cut on the executioner's block.

Viking crew cut by Diamond III Scrublady August 5, 2017

crew cut 

a hairdo buzzed close to the scalp. Also called a G.I. or buzz cut.
Variations include the '50s flattop.

He had head lice so often as a kid that he just kept the crew cut done his mom started.

crew cut by jaklumen September 5, 2003

crew cut 

A flat top buzzed hair cut.

"Now, Johnny Unitas ... there's a haircut you could set your watch to."
- Abraham Simpson

crew cut by Shrike September 4, 2003

crew cut 

what preppies and rich kids have.

preps with crew cuts look like 5 year old pussies

crew cut by superman February 15, 2004

crew cut 

a haircut that's 1 inch or less away from the scalp.

one variation is an all around cut which gives a round look. the other refered to as a buzz cut gives a flat top look with shaven sides.

Mr. Pimples: hey i think crew cuts are ugly and for gay men

Mr.crew cut: hey, i think long hair stinks when you sweat especially pimple faced teenagers.

Mr. Pimples: I think you're a....bad guy

Mr. crew cut: exactly...

crew cut by anti-non crew cut May 20, 2005

Crew Cut 

Two on the sides, seven on top, taper in the back.

Hairdresser:"How would you like your hair cut today?"
Gentleman:"Two on the sides, seven on top, taper in the back."
Hairdresser:"Crew cut, Sexy"

Crew Cut by Jtrain6969 August 2, 2015

crew cut 

a shaven hair cut

i think guys with crew cuts look gay

crew cut by unknown September 6, 2003