2. A shitty American sport only participated in by pretensious wankers.
These people's body and sleep patterns are not so fucked up from drugs that they can wake and train at 5am. Fuck man! that's before I go to sleep!
2. "Sorry, I can't get fucked up, I have to get up for crew."
LPJ VARSITY GIRLS AT CHICAGO CHASE 05
Loyola Academy - 1995 - Chicago, IL
regattas are fun!
Crew is the rowing.
Crew is the rowers.
Kali: Going to texas with Crew. . .growl.
Contrary to popular belief, Rowing is not just for the preppy kids. The majority, sadly enough, of crews is made up of preppy kids because of the immense costs of boats and equipment. a single oar costs approximately $250 USD. Boats range in price from $2,500USD. to $250,000+USD.
In the winter and off season, rowers use an erg (see mideval torture machine)for training. A college rower is known to exert his- or herself so far as to vomit while still erging, or even find him-/herself unable to stand.
Ironically, Crew is the only sport derived from a form of capital punishment. (see vikings)
Rower :Hard. but I'll ignore that comment if you spell Football.
Football player: P-i-g-s-k-i-n
Rower: good boy. *is carried off by a group of ladies.
Student: You're the guy who yells stroke, right?
Cox'n : I yell -At- stroke -seat-.. but no. "stroke" is not a normal call
(Slogan of a local crew team that can only safely hold practices in the morning)
We do more before dawn than you do all day.