The ancient sport of walking backwards as a group. Performed by up to eight people who lack the mental capacity to try and walk forwards for a change.
How can those crew people see where they're going?
|2.||MO' PUSSY CREW|
A specific band of drug addicted suburban teenagers. This group of teen soldiers was first created by its four co-founders. Known as the "4 Kings". Instead of being a group of disbanded juveniles who "hung out" on a daily basis, an ideal was created and a name was given in hopes of strengthing and unifying themselves under the control of one allegience. The MPC(mo'pussy crew) was born on the morning of 4-14-06(easter jam '06) around the time of 6-7:00 A.M. The "crew" had just arrived to the beach to watch the sunrise, a finish to an extrodinary night of clubbing(energy thursady nite dance club) filled with dirty dancing, trails of bright lights, promiscous massages, and XTC(blue supermans). As the 4 kings sat together, looking over the rest of their crew. One king turns to another, in a "cracked out" state of mind, and asks, "What makes the world go round?... Money and Pussy." At that moment change had happened. Friends became family, juveniles became soldiers. A name was given and a crew was born. The M.P.C. - a family dedicating their lives to gain as much of the ideal that makes up their name, as humanly possible and more. Also to recruit/accept anyone whos beliefs are loyally equal to the M.P.C. through proper introduction and permission. There are no leaders in the M.P.C, just a family of soldiers and a round table. Though still a very young crew, that does consist mostly of oriental asians, you can still find the M.P.C. growing and expanding in numbers, races, and in...more...
Mostly teenagers, illiterate 40 some-things and retards who cannot give you correct change. They usually waste time taking extra long breaks in the staff room and stand around talking on the shop floor, or even on the tills, about who fingered who in the stock room earlier that day.
Customer 1: They dont have this in my size
Customer 2: Ask a Matalan Crew member
Customer 1: Excuse me do you have this in a 12?
Crew Member: I'll go check
(2 seconds later)
Crew member: We dont have it
Customer 1: You didn't even check I just saw you
Crew Member: If you're going to be arsey with me I just wont help you
crew will wreck your life.more...
The initiation of a rower's journey begins when they set hands on a boat. You will carry a boat with others like you, and become astounded at how heavy this thing really is.
When all the oars are in, you may row arms only. Seems easy. then the back is added, then the legs. It seems okay. Only as the weeks go by do you realize the enormity of what you have gotten yourself into.
Your hands will bleed and ache and sting; it hurts to pick up a pencil sometimes. You are introduced to the ergometer, erg, or rowing machine- this machine is the finest example of torture in the modern world. Your hands will hurt worse, you will pull harder, you will vomit in trash cans and wobble on jelly legs to your car.
Finally, the hunger. There is no greater hunger than hunger after practice. You will eat anything and everything in sight.
But aside from the general pain, nausea, and discomfort associated with rowing- it will get you fit. You will meet new people that will change your life. You will work harder than you ever have and see results. You will do things that you have never dreamed of. You will fall in love with crew, only it's a weird kind of love. A certain comfort comes from smelling the boathouse on your clothes, stepping off of the erg and into the rainy outdoors, or crossing the finish line with boats behind you.
|5.||high voice crew|
When Strong Bad inhales some helium from a balloon from a party the night before, his voice rises in pitch and he breaks into song "Welcome to the High Voice Crew. I hope you have a high voice too" Strong Mad then inhales a balloon and yells "This is my funny voice" but it doesn't change at all. Then the Cheat inhales a whole balloon and floats out over the stick where Homestar is mentioning pork and beans to Marzipan. Homestar says "That's one ugly bird"
I inhaled some helium and became a member of the high voice crew.. for about a minute.. then i got a bad head rush.
The most amazing, groundbreaking, & innovative band in Hip-Hop today. One of the only groups of all Genre's that bless the fans with an even better album then the last with each new release. The band evolves and innovates every step of the way.
The band's latest release Game theory is the 7th release and the best one yet. For true fans of the group the flava' at times seems to touch back on Things Fall Apart and even Organix while maintaining a newer, never attempted direction all at once. The album is seamless. One can literally see the track change, however, you cannot HEAR it. Its flow eminates genius. One might compare its transitions and non-stop streaming to that of Dark Side of The Moon.
While The Roots remain the most under-rated band in hip-hop today, all fans agree: There Is no other Hip Hop act out there bringin it like this.
B-boy 1: Yo' sun you got dat' new Roots joint?
B-Boy 2: Word, sun.
B-Boy 1: Yo, spin dat shit B!
B-Girl : (to busy throwin' down to talk)
xPJx : The Roots Crew is The Illest!
Black Thought : No Doubt.
Someone in the military who spends 12-15 hours a day fixing the pieces of junk he or she is expected to keep in top shape for the snooty pilots to fly, while getting paid the same as the guy sitting in the office across the flightline who goes home every day at 4, whether or not his work is done. Crew chiefs possess a finely tuned sense of smartassedness, several bags of scrounge and the unwillingness to put up with stupid people. They are what keeps the aircraft in the air and the bars around the base in business.
"We need another crew chief in on this engine change. You've only been here 9 hours, get to work."