a member of the cretinhood online community. known for their love of trannies, brown, gape, excrement of any kind, and most things vile in this world.
One can say that Watt, Villain, Labatt and Rx are the original cretins.
by anonymous poser January 18, 2008
A person who's too narrow minded and retarded to expand their experience beyond their own perceptions-Usually used to describe people who spend hours playing First Person Shooter Games like Call of Duty or Halo but dont have the brains to play games like Final Fantasy or any multitude of excellent JRPG or far superior Japanese games.
Cretin one: "slobbers"I just got a killstreak in Halo Reacharound!
Cretin two:"Drools and spittle flies forth from his gaping maw"oh yea I just prestiged for the 30th time in Black ops!

Worldy gamer who plays more than shooters:What a bunch of Cretins ..
by The one who lies January 10, 2011
A person who is lacking in intelligence. It comes from the word Cretan, meaning a person from Crete. In olden times, people from Crete were considered to be lacking in intelligence, and hence, Cretan was an insulting word to be called.
"No Mr Bush, I will not pull your finger.. Cretin"
by Xeychellus November 05, 2005
Mysterious 'bit' that somehow appears in a drink.
Person #1: Fuckin' 'ell lad there's a massive fucking cretin in me drink.
Person #2: Fuck off lad, ya ma's a cretin.
by I am the fucking law mate June 24, 2011
Thug wannabe adolescents that present obvious stunted growth (short height, mental handicaps) from a likely deficient diet and improper mannerisms such as name calling once a safe distance away from the target.
I cretin might say:

Yo, this 50 cent is da bomb. I'm gonna go skateboard back to my crib, make a bowl of Trix cereal, and listen to dis. Hey, somebody yell "faggot" at that guy we walked past 500 yards ago.
by Nomad78 March 23, 2010
What many of the people who contribute to this website behave like.
I hate it when those cretins contribute words of foul play to this site.
by Light Joker June 01, 2004
A religious right asshole.
Those damn cretins are trying to take over our country!
by orbs April 28, 2005

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