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Idiot, fool, short for Cretin. "Oi you almost ran over that cat, you great cret!"
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To 'cret' is to feel a desire/thirst/need (generally for cannabis). To be 'creeted' is to have had that need met; to be satisfied/contented. Origin: East Oxford, '90s. James: I cret for a zoot
Amit: *produces baggy* bro, check the crystals in that shit! James: that creets me |
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| 3. | Cret | ||
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A person that is prude but all the hotties love him. Many people are like this, as i know many. They usually have some fucking stupid comeback when you make fun of their prudeness like, "Do ya smell me dawg?!" or some other lame shit. Jamie: I'll ask Shawna out tonight, dawg.
Chris: That's what you said the first eight times. Jamie: I'm serious this time. Chris: OOOkay (sarcastically) -NEXT DAY- Chris: Did you ask her out last night. Jamie: Well... (a few lame-ass excuses later...) Chris: You're a cret. |
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