| 1. | Jamesway | ||
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As noun - Defunct department store known for its impecible corduroy pants and zip binders, appealing for even the most fastidious grammer scholar. It was erroneous.
As verb - 1.To go bankrupt, or go be subject to long and arduous process of obtaining a certz mintz. (In the sense of bankrupcy, its usage likes that of "chapter elevened.") 2. The precocious development of a progamete into one or many spermatoza. The resulting spermatoza thinks he is hot shit and tries to woo the ovule with his long rat tale and alcohol abuse. He is many times granted the epithet J. Bruise-ster/Bruised-her Brewster, or in scientific nomenclature J. "Polythoiester" Brewster "Lil' Binski keeps goin n gitting her nails did n' dun had to jamesway after his wife left him in search of certz mintz. Por eso, ha jameswido tambien.
My girlfriend Tammy and I went 2 Jamesway cuz we needed some quality zip binders. I bought her many because we cannot make good babies, as I jamesway constantly. Fig. That boy is a cold hard killer. If I didn't know any better I'd say he was completely emotionally jameswayed. |
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| 2. | Jamaican patois | ||
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Jamaican Patwa {or Patois) is a so-called creole language. A "creole" is a language that has been influenced by others. In the case of Jamaican patois, the influences have come from French, Spanish, Arawak, Twi and many others.
Up until today, speaking creole has been widely regarded as "inferior", which is why Jamaican Patois has no convention for spelling and grammar. Thus you can spell it anyway you want it. For instance "brother" can be spelled "bradda", "breda" or "bretha", which only adds to the confusion. Modern dub poets like Linton Kwesi Johnson have taken it as far as spelling nearly every single word alternatively, even when the pronunciation is the same. E.g.: "one another" he spells "wananada". There are many other varieties of patois, like Haitian patois, Santa Lucia patois, Louisiana patois etc. Example of Shakira's Un Poco de Amor
lyrics Jamaican Patois verses: Roots and creation com'again! / So mi guardian, mi guardian mi liff up di plana / Now everybody ago do dis one / Like in down di Caribbean / San Andrés, Providence Island / Liffit up, Mekit nuff affliction / Say goodbye to di worse segregation / Dis a di cage of di new generation / Liffit up to di high revelation |
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