Med Crenk 

It's when someone drinks excessively and becomes a situation to society.

Last night I got Med Crenk and called all the girls on my phone taking none sense.

Med Crenk by Princess (Davis) February 16, 2010

crankgameplays 

a loud blue haired boy on youtube named ethan nestor who is a literal ball of sunshine

"hey have you heard of crankgameplays?"
"yea, i love him!"

crankgameplays by crink.gumplz January 14, 2017

crankgameplays 

A soft boi named Ethan, also known as the backflip guy, that plays video games and does some reaction videos. He is friends with Markiplier, and was a big fan of him before they started being friends. He started a channel with Mark called "Unus annus" meaning "one year" in Latin, they chose this name because they will delete the channel after one year of it creation.

Have you seen the new crankgameplays video????

crankgameplays by for real bruh November 26, 2019

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

crank a hoon 

The process of smoking a cigarette. Cranking = Smoking / Hoon = Cigarette

Hey, man, can you let me crank a hoon

crank a hoon by rizzo111 September 7, 2017

cranking hoons 

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.

Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons

cranking hoons by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018

Christian Crank 

See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.

"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".

"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".

Christian Crank by dismalvoyage October 29, 2008