Top Definition
a cum loving sodomy obsessionist with an affection towards young children. This prowler often poses as a child care assistant to get closer to his targets, they have even been known to live around high amounts of unsuspecting children. Often overweight, creepy craigo's are easy to spot due to their massive walri structure, their pubic facial hair, and their loud, always open, mouth.
hey annie, look at that creepy craigo we better hide the children, he'll either fuck them or eat them given the chance!
by dommy thumb May 17, 2008

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