| 1. | Belews Creek | ||
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A small town in the middle of North Carolina that no one has ever heard of. Driving down the only road in the town, (Belews Creek Road) you will pass a few Baptist churches and a small, privately owned gas station with only two pumps. Tobacco fields and huntin' are popular here, and if you need to cool off in the sumertime at big ole Belews Lake, think again! The lake is too hot to swim in thanks to the power plant right around the corner! So pack up the Budweiser, rifle, and some reliable rednecks, and pitch a tent and stay awhile in Belews Creek, North Carolina! YEEEEHAW! I was driving down the holler lookin' for the Bi-Rite in Stokesdale when I stumbled across Belews Creek.
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| 2. | Creek Rat | ||
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A Lower Topanga Canyon creek dweller that lives free of societies rules. Hey I just saw a "creek rat" walking on the side of the road!
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| 3. | Ranch Road Mafia | ||
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A Website made by kids in Pinellas county who live on a street called Ranch Road. They made short somewhat gay movies that show their sense of humor. They used to be popular among the middle school crowd in the East Lake Area a few years back. Members include kids by the name of Kyle, Mike, Travis, Dylan, Chris, Ben, Alex, Matt, Kevin and others. Who also go by nicknames suck as Meat, Piggy, Captain T, Andksipper2, and Lopez.
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Before their website started to lose numbers many members of the Ranch Road Mafia played on an assortment of Paintball teams who placed high in NPPL, PSP and many other local events. Teams such as RRPB, Skinny Mikes Dream Team, Demolition, DBZ Kids, and other short lived team names. Many of them also Refereed at a local Paintball establishment by the name of Thunder Bay managed by a 50 year old drunken sex perv named Herb who served time in prison for running stolen cars and Guns threw the Mexican border. Thunder Bay has since been closed down and moved. Recently the Ranch Road Mafia has lost its fan base and moved on to just hosting an assortment of parties in the East Lake area as well as recently creating their own Beer Pong Team. Many times they pull pranks on local residents and are known by local authorities as the Ranch Road Mafia. They are known for fireworks, ding dong ditching, squirting Elementary school kids as they get off their bus with squirt guns, and other things that resulted in police coming to ranch road. However only two ... |
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| 4. | holler | ||
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in the south east mountains of the united states this word is used instead of hollow;A small rising valley region between two hills or mountains;often containing a creek; and of course it can also mean to scream or yell. He ben mared bout fie yer now ;livin bout a mile up tu holler he got a place onu east side the crik.=He has been married about five years now;living about a mile up the hollow;he has a place on the east side of the creek
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| 5. | bunner runner | ||
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A large white, grey, black. or red 12/15 passenger van driven by bunners. these vans are usually fords or chevy's and are filled with at least ten bunner kids in it. These are usually seen around the town of Battle Ground WA. one place where you are sure to see them is at the intersection of highway 503 and rock creek road. You will see them here on sunday because they are (as the definition of bunner says) hard core members of the Old Apastolic Lutheran Church. There are large congestions of bunner runners at about 10:00 and 12:00 I advise you to not take that road at that time.
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| 6. | Battle Creek | ||
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Many of the local youth complain that there isn't much to do, but that's because they've seemed to have forgotten about the: three movie theaters; ice rink; water park; Beckley road franchise restaurants; shopping mall; downtown boutiques and local restaurants; local lakes and beaches; local parks; Leila Arboretum; etc.
The local youth may complain that Battle Creek is dull, but this is usually the case with any restless teenager in a small city such as Battle Creek, Jackson, etc. Bri: There's like, literally nothing to do in Battle Creek. I hate it here. I want to move away forever and like live in Los Angeles or Chicago or New York City or something.
Matt: Do you want to go to the ice rink? Bri: No. Matt: See a movie? Bri: No. Matt: Eat at Buffalo Wild Wings? Bri: No. Matt: Go to the beach? Bri: No. Matt: Go to the mall? Bri: No. Matt: Well shit, maybe you should just move the fuck away so everyone else here can have a chance at happiness! |
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| 7. | darby | ||
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A township in Delaware County Pennsylvania. There is also a Darby Borough in Delaware county too. Running near thoses two towns is Darby creek. There is also a Darby road in the township of Haverford. I don't remember if Bob lives in Darby township or Darby borough. Or does he live on Darby road? I think I killed some brain cells swimming in Darby creek.
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