1. The momentary loss of all faculties resulting in some minor catastrophy such as dropping a box of fried chicken into your toilet or repeatedly pressing the refresh button on a credit card payment page for something hideously expensive like plane tickets or a luxury car, thus bankrupting yourself.
2. Someone for whom common sense and the ability to function in the corporeal world is a sad and distant dream.
3. The mental state of someone who has been sectioned and imbibed their own weight in lithium supplements.
1. Woman: omg I just totally left my baby in the stroller on top of the car at that service station three exits ago
Husband: you really are a total ****ing Bing Bong brain you know that?
2. Student 1: Dude I just totally Bing Bonged that exam.. I wrote that America was discovered by the Count of Monte Cristo
Student 2: You shouldnt have taken that whole box of lithium this morning...
Software that attempts to filter out spam email.
Spam filters work in several ways.
1) IP blocking; orginzations like Spam cop provide lists of IP numbers known to be used by spammers.
2) Word list; Spammers repeatedly try to sell the same stupid products so emails containing words like viagra, mlm, bigger penis, remove me ect; are blocked.
3) Heuristics; In an effort to get round spam filters spammers hire people that do have a brain to create more and more elaborate emails. Heuristics is a way using smart programing techniques to block these emails.
Spam filtering is an ongoing race between the spammer and the human race over who owns the inbox.
Helping your spam filter:
1)Never contact, buy from a spammer or click on a link in a spam email.
2)Turn of HTML in your inbox spammers have ways of knowing if a HTML email has been viewed.
3) Never click the on the remove me link in an email, spammers are liars and it will verify you as a live email address for more spam.
User: I have just recieved an email offering me a larger permenantly erect penis, larger breasts, an opportunity to share my credit card details with a nigerian bank worker who wants to give me $16, 000, 000 and access to unlimited prescribed drugs.
I am not sure if I am ready yet to become a mega rich ladyboy with a permenant hard on who is addicted to valium. What can I do?
System Administrator: Hang in there I will check the spam filter
slang slenders, toast head, credit card brain.
A thin or narrow headed person, animal or object.
Often subject to ridicule. Generally very clever and good looking people .
Edwin Van der Sar is a well known celebrity slenderhead
The conceptual leadership of a group of friends or other social unit.
Timmy's birthday party was doomed for failure, until the braintrust hired escorts on Timmy's credit card.
Sensible or common sense stuff.
It comes down to duh logic, that if you didn't pay your credit card bill they're gonna cut up your card.
Noun: A total dick.
A dickenbocker excels in such talents as cutting you off on the highway, disrespecting your friends, walking away while you ask a question, or trying to steal your credit card number. It is customary to elect a Dickenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.
Regional note: In New England a dickenbocker is sometimes referred to as a dickerbocker.
Etymology: From the German phrase "Summieren Sie Dikkenbaachūr"
That dude just spilled his beer all over me and didn't say anything. What a dickenbocker.
When your best friend of many long years screws you over and puts you in a moderate/severe state of rage. Unlike normal deceit by normal assholes, prior to getting Shanified you know that the probability of you getting your trip taken is very high because it has happened several times before to you and to several of your close friends by the culprit in question.
The reason most victims do not terminate the friendship and bludgeon the culprit with a club is because, one of the discernible features of Shanification is that while the victim gets screwed somebody else is reaping the rewards. This could mean that your arduously procured and only stash of Afghan Hash was graciously donated without your permission to members of an extempore party in dire need of getting their brain cells scorched. Or maxing out your credit card to buy fifteen movie tickets online for a movie that rated 10% on Rotten tomatoes for a group of people who you’re seeing for the first and in most cases the last time.
Dude 3: Hey Dude 2, what’re you doing here? You’re supposed to be at the Greenday concert.
Dude 2: Die Die Die Dude 1. I should've known he was going to shanify me. He gave my ticket away to a cancer patient.
Dude 2: Bummer. Wanna get high and watch Pinky and the Brain?