Skip to main content

wireless crapability 

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."
"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

credibility 

The quality of being believable or trustworthy.
Bob: I'm up for the job boss.

Boss: Are you sure? We need someone with credibility.
credibility by LoveBee October 15, 2008

Crapability 

How bad a thing, or someone, can be. The opposite of(credibility)
That deal was rejected due to its high level crapability
Crapability by shabbooo7 December 13, 2010

Credibility 

It does not exist on this site, not even this definition is correct.
Person 1: Does Urban Dictionary have credibility?
Person 2: FUCK NO DO NOT TRUST ANYTHING ON THAT SITE!
Credibility by Bucketism November 13, 2019

Creatability 

The ability to be creative and unique. To dare to be different and don't care what other people think.
In writing class, I'm so good at making up stories because I have so much creatability. My teacher wants to turn my story into a novel.

In art class, I feel just so free to be myself because of my creatability and skills to think outside the box.
Creatability by PrincessR December 9, 2009

credibility prop 

(n.) An object or piece of clothing that can be used to prove one's authority, even if they have none. A term coined by Jeff Chapman, a man who's hobby was exploring restricted areas.
The construction workers didn't suspect that I wasn't a worker because of my credibility props.
credibility prop by S8isonmythumbs November 18, 2010