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1.
v. to crean, to slob a knob like corn on the cob, to suck dick like a vacuum, to blow dick to the moon
This one prostitute creaned my penis.
by tony numbers November 16, 2004
 
2.
verb. To crean one's self:

To prematurely ejaculate in a political setting.
Did you see Simon Crean today? He totally creaned himself. Rudd was barely in the room!
by offtheball March 21, 2013