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8. Cream
To cream oneself - a euphemism often used to describe the extreme stimulation of mind and especially body on casting eyes upon a fellow human with breathtaking good looks. To cream oneself is both a guy and girl thing. For a guy to cream himself is that feeling of urgency - that feeling of imminent unloading of his testicles following on from a mind bogglingly rapid penile erection, which in reality stops short of ejaculation and rather leads to a heavy anticipatory outflow of precum/prostatic fluid.

For a girl to cream herself constitutes an extraordinarily rapid vaginal outflow of lubrication - for some girls an actual g-spot ejaculation/squirt - following the inevitable engorgement of her vulva, again, in mistaken instinctive preparation for imminent sexual congress. Arrested by the physical barrier of her panties, her outflow is momentarily so warm and damp that her vulva feels as if it has been immersed in warm cream!
She only had to see her idol bare his chest on-stage revealing his ripplingly taut torso, and she sensed a warm very pleasurable yet urgent fullness develop within her lower belly. She quickly became aware of a warm damp feeling developing in the crotch of her newly laundered panties. She had creamed herself! “Oh heck” she pondered fleetingly between lustful yells of undying love from the front row at her fantasy on-stage lover "....forgot to bring a change of pants!” Nothing for it, she crouched, reached up to her creamed panties, pulled them down and out from beneath her skirt and tossed them at her idol a few meters away. His eye caught hers as her soaked panties hit the stage before him! Seeing him promptly peel them from the stage - seeing him realize how wet they were – seeing him returning her gaze with a smile then playfully draping their still warm dampness across his face, she swooned and creamed herself all the more! Second-stage creaming with no panties! … “Oh heck….” she repeated, eyes rolling in her sockets, “… I am soooo leaking! – oh god!”
9. cream
money, jewerely, anything valuable, or that costs alot, Also C.r.e.a.m, cash rules everything around me,
Me, im not the king, but niggas is decaf i stick them fo the cream
10. cream
1. v.nt. to ejaculate in general, or specifically, in one's underwear, on one's face, or elsewhere.

2. n. euphamism for semen (along with cum, jizz, gravy, spooge, nectar, &c. ad nauseam)
1. The tit-flick got me so turned on I creamed my shorts.

2. Michael swallowed all of Bill's tasty cream.
by Jacon (jay-son) Aug 23, 2003 add a video
11. cream
One of the many slang words invented by the Wu-tang Clan.
Stands for Cash Rule Everything Around Me, but is also a slang word for cocaine.
Used often by Biggie.
Now I'm thirteen, smokin' blunts, makin' cream

On the drug scene, fuck a football team

-Notorious B.I.G. Respect
12. cream
all the girls will cream for grease lightning
lightning cream orgasm
13. cream
to 'cream' oneself:
to ejaculate in ones pants because of an overwhelming feeling of excitement.
I saw a done up WRX at the lights with a hot ass guy in it, i nearly creamed myself right then and there.
by dancer01 Apr 21, 2005 add a video
14. cream
The art of lathering moisturizer all over your body.
friend 1 - Hey man, did you cream after the beach yesterday?

friend 2 Absolutely, how do you think I maintained this awesome tan.

friend 1 - Yeah I can tell. You're looking black.
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