The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'
Computer User: "Aaaahhhh! Damnit! Not again! You fucking computer, you've messed with me for the last time! That's it, I'm getting the cream cheese!"
Mischevious Computer: "... ..." *emits sweat
Computer User: "Oh, think you're tough do ya? Take this!" *raises clump of cream cheese in hand
*Computer beeps loudly in a frightened high pitch tone and begins working properly
Guy: Oh hell no, thats my job!
Caution: Anyone Cream Cheese will be able to easily pull you in with their easy-to-listen-to words!
Guy 2: yeah, man, she's Cream Cheese at heart...