A senile old man that likes to ramble on and use hickery sticks to beat on things.
crazyoldman rambled on about back in his day when he could buy a hicker stick for 1 penny and use it to poke dead bodies
unfortunate individual with only a single set of cloths who wears the smell encapsulated within them with pride
"do you smell that? its like having a crazyoldman rub his crotch in your face!"
Amazingly hip cat who can groove to any tune.
See that Sammy Davis Jnr. theres a crazyoldman who can jive in any dive.
guy with no cat-sense who likes to fuck mermen in their clamps and wield himself.
My God if its isnt crazyoldman, quick son, hide the mermen.
What are you doing round these parts Billy? Hmmm...