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crapcore 

Crapcore is a music genre with a clear aggressive mode that has nearly no lyrics at all. Most often, crapcore has a fuzzy and very fast beat, the samplings have very low quality and the vocals consist solely of screams. Sometimes single words or phrases can be heard.

There is a fine line between crap-core and crap. Crapcore is less a musical genre or style and more a method of thinking, and an approach towards creating art. While crapcore music can range from simplistic accoustic tunes to avant-garde opperettas made by screaming into a hand-held tape recorder, what remains constant is a naive ability and willingness to create despite an awful environment or the neccescity to use the most rudimentry, broken-down tools. And beyond this simplistic and haggard bum's work-ethic, crapcore always has an underlying ugly-ness. The crapcore artist is simultaniously a cynical and pretentious rip-off artist and a "outsider" idiot-artist. He or she will continue to create flawed artwork no matter the situation because of a compulsion and an inability to function within the "outside world."

Many novelty or "crap" artists often confuse their work with crapcore. Crapcore music is closely related to freak-out, core-core, far-out and avant-unlistenable, in that it is likely sloppy, lo-fi, fueled by alcohol or drugs or widely considered exremely irritating, however a wide spectrum of diverse artists could also be defined by such wide deffinitions.
Some "popular" crapcore artists include "German Cars vs American Homes", "Hasil Adkins", "Pope John Paul the Third" and "Passenger of Shit".
crapcore by Jeff24 January 9, 2005

crazycool 

An unreachable plateau of utter coolness in which one can't quench the cool quality of the cool being in lamens terms, I'm fuckin cool and you'll never be as cool as me...
You can smoke some crack and think you're cool but only the utter cool can be crazycool...are you cool with that? There's no crazycool like the Capn's coolcrazy!

Crabcore 

A type of genre of screamo hardcore music by the band Attack Attack! The genre isn't of musical value but of appearance as the bands do crab like movements on performances. These include bending your knees down until your crotch practically hits the floor and doing jumps in this position.
Guy 1: "Dude have you seen that new Attack Attack! band?!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah man, they're so crabcore!"
Crabcore by BoomBox1139 June 25, 2009

crazycoolamazing 

describes something too wonderful for just one word
ryan murphy is so crazycoolamazing!
it is crazycoolamazing when people can read minds!

Crazydork 

Used for that one person in your life that means more than anything to you. The one person who's been there for you through everything, including the bad. No matter what has happened, this person never stopped loving you. You can tell anything to this person without fear of judgement and can trust them with your life. A lot of the time this person is your very best friend in the whole world. A special place is set aside within your heart for this person, and you want them to always remember that.

This is basically someone who's so crazy and such a dork, that they can't be one or the other. We call them a Crazydork.
You are my Crazydork.

You're being such a Crazydork

crazycakes 

An expletive, used at random, to denote astonishment to an astonishing event or utterance. Generally, but not necessairly, follow by an exclamation point. Used more in IM then in speech.
Orignally created by a sleep-deprived baker, it can be replaced by athanapples for the Moslem who whiches to exclaim astonisment.
You say the world is my oyster?! Well, that's just plain crazycakes!